Is your kid a nose picker? The proper way to cure these habits is to sit down and say (say this in a soft and sickening tone) "Honey, don't pick your nose - mommy and daddy find it adorable and totally cute and in fact, we will post it on the Internet, however, others may think it is gross." This method will do nothing but turn that cute little child of yours into an SUV driving, highway speeding nose picker that will eat his/her own booger at the stop light! Come on now, you have all seen these disgusting Dr Spock, never spanked, you must reason with your child ADULTS! I say Dr Harley Rider, if your littler booger eater is caught in the act you say "STOP THAT!" and slap his/her little booger picking hand! It works! I have 100% accurate proof. If anyone catches one of my offspring doing the stoplight Pick & Snack; I say let me know and I will, I will, I will correct! But, I don't think I will ever get that call. The End
4 comments:
that is the most hilarious thing ever.
i don't know for sure, but I think I caught one of dem kids digging for gold riding on the courtney cambell causeway
I pick my nose at stop lights. I dont eat it but I roll it up and flick it away.
This is the funniest thing I've read in a while!! And I'd imagine very effective.. I'll be using this when my daughter knows better!
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