1) I was insanely shy through High School & College (I know, you don't believe it, ask my Mom) I can thank my first wife & my mentor Bill A for helping me overcome this.
2) I have been on TV twice - Once on CNBC and once on QVC
3) I was born in the great state of South Dakota - It's destiny that I own Harley's4) I never, ever thought I would be good in sales
5) I just read "THE SHACK" I wish everyone would.6) I would love to live in China, for a while
7) In Jr High I was supposed to fight George Padot in the Butcher Woods after school - He showed up and said he could not fight because of a steel plate in his head (I was Glad)
8) I believe that the "middle child syndrome" is poppy-cock9) I have only ridden 44,184 miles on 3 motorcycles
8) I kissed a girl and I liked it! Still do.
9) In grade school Debora Prenkie beat me up under the monkey-bars. (and I liked that too)
.................................DEBORA =====>
10) On Devils Night in High School - Kevin, Jeff, Bro Mike and I slept out in Jeff A's back yard. Loaded with a dozen eggs each we headed to Ryan Road to launch eggs @ Jerry Karwowski's house. LOCK - LOAD - FIRE - first 4 eggs tossed - brought the sound of broken glass. Oops - We dropped the eggs and headed for our tents. "My name is Harley Rider" - Sorry Jerry!
11) I am constantly in need of more Cowbell!
12) We grew up in a house with a Fruit Cellar in the basement. My mother would send me to get Applesauce, Pickles, or whatever, and I had to bring a hammer or bat with me because I was scared shit less. You see - my cast aside Danny-O-Day puppet was sitting on the shelf - waiting for me - angry with me - staring at me - judging me!
13) I like Black
14) I hate yard work
15) I occasionally like to cook
16) I miss my WIFE!!!!!
17) Patience comes with age I have always been told. I am past the half century mark and I can impatiently tell you that is PURE 100% Bull Shit!
18) I support P.E.T.A. - People Eating Tasty Animals especially Lamb Chops
19) I used to have a healthy 401K (now my kids will have to take care of me when I get old)
20) I can not think of any more that you need to know - Oh except that I have a watch, bag, leather jacket, boot, briefcase fetish that I can not control!!
Well that's it, hope this sheds some light on my odd "being" and behavior. Happy Halloween!
5 comments:
Hey - your list has 22 things! You did 8 and 9 twice.
7, 9b, 10, and 12 are great! Your list was worth the wait!
Oh - and number 23 ..... to this day I can't count!
What about your uncontrollable fetish for anything Harley?
um how about the fact that you told your young children that you were using their baby teeth to build a small wooden man with TEETH in our basement...thats a good one. I want to draw you a picture of what I imagined... I might just do that.
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