1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W. R. Grace Co. Will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace.
2.) PolygramRecords, Warner Bros., and ZestaCrackers join and become: Poly, Warner Cracker.
3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood.
4.) ZippoMftg, AudiMotors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa.
5.) FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP.
6.) Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild.
7.) Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants.
8.) Knotts Berry Farm & National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW!
9.) Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTittyBangBang