My sad but True Tale for hump day!
When I first noticed that my penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, I was delighted, as was my wife. But after several weeks my penis had grown fifty centimetres.
I started to became quite concerned. I was having problems dressing and even walking. So my wife & I went to see a prominent urologist.
After an initial examination the doctor explained to us that, though rare, my condition (Donkey Doodle) could be fixed through corrective surgery. "How long will Jeff be on crutches?" my wife asked anxiously. "Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised doctor.
"Well," my wife said coldly, "you're gunna lengthen his legs, aren't you?"
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PUKEY. SAY WHAT?
LOL, funny. You know, I had a problem with my johnson also. It turned orange. I was like "WTF?" I went to the doc and showed him and he said, "Whoa, I have never seen this before. An orange penis...hmmm." Then he asked me what I ate, what I did and where I worked. I told him, "I don't do a whole lot. I sit around the house all day eating cheetos and watching porn."
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