Wednesday, January 21, 2009

"The Husband Store" (This IS not PC) But it is True

A fellow rider sent me this, I had to share.
A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except
to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.'
So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are
impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
PLEASE NOTE:





To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex, bikes and beer.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

10 comments:

Mr. Motorcycle said...

Love, LOVE lOVE IT!

Big Daddy said...

Lmao!
great joke!
I'm telling this one at work tommorow. ;]

Willy D said...

Can you send me the phone number?

Lady Ridesalot said...

Way funny! I've heard the Husband Store one before, but it is the first time I heard of the Wife Store. LMAO! I guess men are easier to please than we think, heh?

B.B. said...

LMAO!

mrs rc said...

What do you mean. Lady R??? Didn't you know...men have 2 emotions--hungry and horny. So if you see a man without an erection, make him a sandwich. It's pretty simple.

FLHX_Dave said...

That was funny brother! I needed a bigger version of that perfect wife pict though.

man...is that why I get food thrown at me all the time and not ass?

B.B. said...

I'll remember you said that Dave!

"Joker" said...

Love this. I'd seen or heard it before, but I can't remember where so it's cool to have it again. Note to Mrs. RC: I'll make my own sandwich!

Lady Ridesalot said...

Mrs. RC... I'll be damned if I'm going to feed Harley every time he doesn't have an erection. Before you know it he'll have me bent over in the kitchen singing... A woman's work is never done!" LOL!