WOMAN'S BEDTIME PRAYER Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. That loves to listen, all night long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he'll be gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll love my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me no end, And always be my very best friend.
MAN'S BEDTIME PRAYER I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing RIDING and hunting To RALLIES. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit. 
